Privacy Policy

Last updated: August 2025

Overview

This Privacy Policy describes how Cooter.Finance ("we", "us", or "our") collects, uses, and shares information about you when you use our website and services (the "Services"). Our product is satirical, but we still take your privacy seriously.

Information We Collect

Information you provide

Newsletter: your email address when you subscribe. We use Resend to manage our newsletter audience.
Submissions: text you input to generate a score or certificate.
Purchases: limited details related to checkout to fulfill your order (handled by Stripe).

Information collected automatically

Usage data: basic diagnostic information such as pages viewed, referring sites, and interactions. We may use privacy-friendly analytics tools (e.g., PostHog) to understand product usage.
Cookies/local storage: used for essential features (e.g., session, preferences) and optional analytics.
Logs: server logs for error diagnostics and security.

How We Use Information

Provide, maintain, and improve the Services.
Send transactional and product emails (e.g., newsletter, receipts).
Process payments and fulfill orders.
Monitor performance, debug issues, and ensure security.
Comply with legal obligations and enforce our terms.

Sharing of Information

We do not sell your personal information. We share information only as needed to operate the Services:

Payments: Stripe processes payments. We do not store full payment details on our servers.
Email: Resend manages newsletter delivery and audience lists.
Print-on-demand: Third-party vendors may receive fulfillment data to ship merchandise you purchase.
Analytics and infrastructure: service providers that host, analyze, or secure our Services under appropriate agreements.
Legal and safety: when required by law or to protect rights and safety.

Data Retention

We retain information for as long as necessary to provide the Services, comply with legal obligations, resolve disputes, and enforce our agreements. Where feasible, we prefer aggregation or deletion of data that is no longer needed.

Your Choices & Rights

Opt out of the newsletter via the unsubscribe link in emails.
Disable non-essential cookies via your browser settings.
Request access, correction, or deletion of your data where applicable.

Depending on your location, you may have additional rights under applicable laws (e.g., GDPR/CCPA). We will honor valid requests as required by law.

Security

We use reasonable administrative, technical, and physical safeguards to protect information. No method of transmission or storage is 100% secure, so we cannot guarantee absolute security.

Children's Privacy

Our Services are not directed to children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children.

International Transfers

We may process and store information in countries other than your own. Where required, we use appropriate safeguards for such transfers.

Changes to this Policy

We may update this policy from time to time. We will post the updated version on this page and revise the "Last updated" date above.

Contact Us

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, contact us atprivacy@cooter.finance.

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Information We Collect

Information you provide

Newsletter: your email address when you subscribe. We use Resend to manage our newsletter audience.
Submissions: text you input to generate a score or certificate.
Purchases: limited details related to checkout to fulfill your order (handled by Stripe).

Information collected automatically

Usage data: basic diagnostic information such as pages viewed, referring sites, and interactions. We may use privacy-friendly analytics tools (e.g., PostHog) to understand product usage.
Cookies/local storage: used for essential features (e.g., session, preferences) and optional analytics.
Logs: server logs for error diagnostics and security.

Sharing of Information

We do not sell your personal information. We share information only as needed to operate the Services:

Payments: Stripe processes payments. We do not store full payment details on our servers.

Email: Resend manages newsletter delivery and audience lists.

Print-on-demand: Third-party vendors may receive fulfillment data to ship merchandise you purchase.

Analytics and infrastructure: service providers that host, analyze, or secure our Services under appropriate agreements.

Legal and safety: when required by law or to protect rights and safety.

Your Choices & Rights

Opt out of the newsletter via the unsubscribe link in emails.

Disable non-essential cookies via your browser settings.

Request access, correction, or deletion of your data where applicable.

Depending on your location, you may have additional rights under applicable laws (e.g., GDPR/CCPA). We will honor valid requests as required by law.